Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Questions about South Africa!

These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner! Made me smile!

Q: Does it ever get rainy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you have been drinking.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegetarian hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

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