These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner! Made me smile!
Q: Does it ever get rainy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you have been drinking.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegetarian hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.